The weight of coming up with creative stuff every day is enough to make anyone crumble.
At the Bureau of Imagination, Subversion, Creativity, Unforgettable Ideas, Tactics & Strategy, we don’t sugar-coat it: most creative ideas are half-baked. We take dry, uninspired marketing teams and turn them into fully-dunkable, idea-generating machines.
I WILL HAVE BETTER IDEAS
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I WILL HAVE BETTER IDEAS ✦
A Secret Government Programme for the Creatively Inept
We don’t use psychedelics.
We use proven creative frameworks, disruptive methods, and the extremely jaded minds of people who’ve worked in advertising long enough to hate it.
The goal?
Give your team the tools (and trauma) they need to come up with scroll-stopping ads, chaos-inducing content, and campaigns your CEO will be weirdly aroused by.
You’ll probably need proof we exist:
And here’s how we do it
Online Training for Creative Teams
Operation Digestive
4 Hour Online Creative Training Session with Dave Officer, Dan Kelsall & Jim Friend.
Creative Workbook
A Custom, Comprehensive, Comprehensible Report of Ideas, Tactics & Strategies
£4,000
In-Person Training for Creative Teams
Operation Jaffa Cake (Yes. It is a biscuit.)
4 Hour In-Person Creative Training Session with Dave Officer, Dan Kelsall & Jim Friend.
Creative Workbook
A Custom, Comprehensive, Comprehensible Report of Ideas, Tactics & Strategies
A B.I.S.C.U.I.T.S. T-Shirt for Each Attendee
£6,000
I WILL TAKE MORE CREATIVE RISKS
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I WILL TAKE MORE CREATIVE RISKS ✦
Our Traumitised Subjects Happy Customers
“Before working with B.I.S.C.U.I.T.S, we’d never have thought of pushing content boundaries as far as we do now.”
Hot House Games
“Our marketing has been transformed, but our marketing team is experiencing some odd side effects.”
The Craig-Y-Don Hotel
3 Men. 1 Biscuit.
Dan Kelsall
Dan founded (and ran away from) an agency called Offended. He’s worked with the likes of Ladbrokes, KFC, Huel, N26 and Semrush alongside lots of other businesses building content strategies and high-performing ad campaigns. He doesn’t have any qualifications, which is worrying.
Dave Officer
Dave has been helping businesses develop their ideas and visuals for over 15 years. From his local plumber, to the BBC, and even the government (but I probably shouldn’t go into too much detail on that one until all the legal stuff calms down.)
Jim Friend
Jim spent years making videos with some of the largest agencies and biggest brands before realising most agencies are bloated, time-wasting money suckers. Now working directly with clients, the fixation on video hooks, scripts, and massaging every pixel to keep eyeballs glued has spiralled into a full-blown obsession.
IS THIS TEXT HYPNOTISING YOU YET?
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IS THIS TEXT HYPNOTISING YOU YET? ✦
